Tesla is ahead of schedule.  They weren’t expecting to blow up in China for a couple more years.

I got Crocodile Dundee 2 chills when Hobbs went back home. 

What deluded version of the slap game is this?? The hitee’s hands should be out flat, palms down, while the hitter’s hands are palms up beneath them. You can either slap up and over with both hands or one hand at a time. If you’re a skilled hitter, you can really get into the hitee’s head something fierce.

Here... What everyone actually came for, the side by side.

yeah, because that’s the tone of an innocent man

It started with them selling stolen DVD players!

I’ve not seen a single fast and furious movie.  And I had no intention to see this.  But now....The Rock, Idris Elba and Statham on screen together is generating a gravity due to combined charisma I may not be able to avoid.  Damn.

Golf is the republican party of sports. You got rich assholes playing and wannabe rich assholes cheering them on.

Starred for internet humility. Good on ya.

EDIT: Deleting comment because I realized it makes me sound like a dick

A Ferrari collection?

If you’d told me last year that one of my most anticipated movies of the summer would be a live-action Pokemon buddy cop film, I ‘d have called you crazy.

You must also be the type that is not content to pull up behind the painted line at an intersection and wait. Instead, you must inch forward at least a few times, using your vehicle to intimidate the red light until it relents and/or you are halfway through the pedestrian crosswalk. Only this specific ritual will…

Translation: “Hi, I’m a dude and since the same levels of societal expectations on appearance that fall upon women don’t fall upon me, I don’t care and think it’s dumb to talk about.”

YES! That is the one! Thank you.....either way, what happened to her is horrible. I am not a squeamish person, but that one made me shudder.

That was my first thought. I want a Monkey in a big bad way.

Monkey goes on the sidecar, not sidecar on the monkey. 

$1,920?!?! that’s 2/3 the price of another grom!

They’re not assisted, and 0 to 5 takes a TON of work. If you think you can do better, start your own Instagram and if we like you we’ll get in touch with your trainer too. ;)