I have a hard time understanding how these people are so passionate about what they do that they continue to work. I’d stop working long before I became the richest man and cash out. Even $1 billion is way more than enough to let me live any life I’d want to.

This one hits the point a little more poignantly (not that Floyd’s brother wasn’t emotional, it’s that this one plays out as a dialogue, not a speech). 

Wow, this scroll-through article format is incredibly annoying.  

Long time lurker, this new layout is hot garbage (and not the kind I’d eat if no one was looking).

Why in the hell is this a slideshow? I realize this probably wasn’t your call, but it is a bad call.

I don’t like this decline Jalopnik is going through. More adverts, writers leaving, and now a force-you-to-click-through article?

please dear god no. 

I like your list, but the clicks make me feel dirty :( 

It's safe to assume these people are fucking morons because they're acting like fucking morons. 

Two door Wrangler. Short overhangs, good headroom, relatively short length, and fat tires are good for curb assisted parallel parking. 

Better, more accurate article from the World’s Finest News Source: https://politics.theonion.com/shirtless-biden-washes-trans-am-in-white-house-driveway-1819570732

I think politicians mostly dictate rules for ‘other people’s’ cars and guns.

If Biden wins, I look forward to seeing lots of burnouts. Maybe he can’t drive while POTUS, but he sure can amuse himself on the WH grounds.

Right I completely forgot about this!  He’s a gear head like us :-)  Also FU trump!

All I can think of is “Disney reboots ‘The African Queen’ for modern audiences” even though the plat and setting are nothing like the African Queen....

One thing I noticed once I saw a few of these in person is that they are incredibly ugly. 

Please explain how these dolls are trans. I will wait.

Yeah...I found this 10,000 on the side of the road. Good thing I picked up that 9,000 dollars. Who knows what you would do if $8,000 went missing. Damn shame about that $7,000.

it seems hopeful that at least some of the Jeeps and GM trucks on this train will be salvageable.”

I’m thinkin’ ID3 Harlequin!