You also have to consider what got the sober party onto the wagon in the first place.

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Just popping in to say that my boyfriend is sober, and it fucking rocks. We save a lot of money, we know that we enjoy each other’s company without any sort chemical crutch, and I drink less too. We’ve also never had a shitty drunk fight.

Is that Chandler in the whaletail Targa?  You just got Bing’d, Dylan!

I hate to make this about myself, but I’m turning 46 this year and this kind of news just terrifies the fuck out of me.

So you are saying the sequel is a musical? Because I’m very sold on that idea!

I can, quite definitively, shrink your margin of error to +20 years - 0

with a margin of error of +-20 years

“You’ll also get a lot of unwieldy or irrelevant combos...”

No sirree, I don’t want my government getting in between me and my healthcare. I’m perfectly happy with a private corporation that has a clear profit incentive to deny me coverage.  

Okay, Bombardier, you still own the North American rights to the VW Iltis. You should bring this back.  

This just in: Water is wet. 

Spoiler alert: In Titanic, the boat hits an iceberg and sinks.

You know what, I am just gonna say what we ARE all thinking here people!  I DO like a Pat Benatar ditty!  And I am not ashamed.

Spoiler Alert for Jaws:  The shark did it...

Wait, hold up. Those Chevy commercials told me they won the JD Power Most Reliable award. You mean to tell me those awards are worthless? What about those normal people and their important opinions?

Hm, yes, exactly, great point.

You have to have your head pretty far up your ass to visit a Holocaust Memorial and think this was a good idea. They’re incredibly sobering and all I could ever do was just observe and do my best not to cry. There is no need for commentary. There really isn’t even any time for it if you’re remotely introspective or…