OR give the kids some fucking toys because childhood is fleeting as it is and ends entirely too early, so why hasten the demise?

While I’m all about learning how to invest at an early age, the gifter really needs to have a good sense of where the stock is heading. I would’ve regretted getting KB Toys stock when I was growing up.

The look my wife gave me says that this is untrue.

If a tree is removed and no one was around to witness it, was it ever really there?

The ones carrying flags remind me of peacock spiders.

OBVIOUSLY I’m using my kids’ Legos for these projects. MY Legos are either still in their pristine boxes, or else put together and up on a shelf where only *I* can take them down and enjoy them, when the little Lego-Stealers are abed. The only people with copious amounts of loose Legos lying around are the heathen…

I’m waiting till mine get older. Then Mrs. Rider1 can’t say no when I... I mean they want to buy the new Star Wars sets. Muhahahaha

No, your Lego. Have some respect for our goddamn craft sir.

Several hundred?

The fidget spinner I’m going to build will cost a several hundred dollars due to the sets I’ve purchased over the years :D

I, for one, can’t wait for all of the Top Gun references in the comments.

In base trim maybe. The DOHC VTEC version though was as much a blast to drive as a CRX Si. This had a slightly tweaked version of the VTEC motor they were putting in the non-American spec CRX’s prior to the del Sol, that now put out 160 hp, versus the 148 in the CRX. Granted, the CRX was lighter, but the American…

Came here for Dabney Coleman. Leaving disappointed.

I was hoping it was a remake of this 80's gem;

It’s a manual. Six speed.

What’s with the photo of Jim Gaffigan up top?

I bet Dr. “Ferrari” is a thrill seeker.

I bet he made that flowchart last minute too.

Which category am I in if I simply think video games are more fun than work?

I imagined a tiger, as vividly as I could. I could see him running towards me with great speed; his big cat eyes looking at me like I was a tuna steak. Then I visualized the rest of the scenario—if I didn't get up very soon, he would attack me, but if I did get up, I would avoid him and save my life!