DIDNEY WORL.

i would not dip my toes in that stagnant, sludgy looking swamp water.

I got my cat a little window seat and put a bird feeder outside the window so she can have a great old time. She took to it immediately (which I was worried she wouldn’t) and now she sits on it watching birds while I walk on the treadmill and that makes me happy.

This isn’t so much a brag but my husband and I just bought a new house in a neighborhood we weren’t very familiar with. The area we moved from was super Republican and we moved to the suburbs so we thought it would be perhaps worse. The Sunday after the Orlando massacre, nearly everybody on my street flew some kind of…

You comment was the cherry on a Dirt Bag Sundae.

We were like the only folks in that Target last Tuesday. He had a little crew with him and a driver double parked out front. It was cute how awkward he acted when my nephew recognized him. I just looked back, nodded hey, and kept buying plastic tote bins.

Ryan knows the difference. He knows. Every shirt with buttons is not a button down shirt. The terms cannot be used interchangeably!

Just came here to say, that hair color still looks awful on her.

So I don’t mean to redirect the discussion, but I wanted to share a personal, positive anecdote. I’ve been reading Jezebel for a while, and commenting here as well. I’ve really tried to take to heart all the great comments and articles I’ve read, about all the challenges that still face women today.

True story: my 70-year-old father (well, he was a couple of years younger at the time) saw MGMT in concert and hated them. When he told me, I was so flabbergasted I couldn’t speak for a second, and then I said “WHY did you see MGMT?” Turns out they were playing and he was bored, so he went to check them out. I mean,…

That is so damn sweet. I love your dog too.

Sounds like Buster is doing the Lord’s work and you should get a discount for that day.

Ha, like I can ever say no to that!

Assistant to the regional socially awkward dog.

They can’t get infected because they are creatures of Satan.

[reads complaint]

Yes, but if he did abuse her when his mother died, why were they eating dinner months earlier in a restaurant?

Shop comes in handy when you are assembling furniture because the smirking delivery men assumed your girl brain couldn’t do it. (Thanks Mr. O.)

*ahem* “I would have taken it down, too”