Is Chris Brown a swimmer?

Like cockroaches.

You forgot "spirit animal" and adding "x-shaming" to everything.

Starred for screen name.

Word. She wasn't necessarily bad in The Black Swan, she was just not surprising or excessively talented in playing a creased-eyebrows/overwrought/angsty ballerina. I thought Mila Kunis showed more range, even if she's not a great actress.

I don't get that there's no outrage that yes, this did actually happen. It's like, "well it was reported that the victim was run over by an SUV and I'm here to say it was ONLY A COROLLA, so this report is invalid!" These children (7, 9 and 14, I think?) pulled a 5-year-old little girl into a utility closet and…

I loathe that. I've heard friends call their little boy kids "stud" also and it squicks me out. I have a daughter — should I start calling her "little woman"? It's just weird.

Genital Arson = my new band name

I cried at the shell trails, also. We brought my daughter's friend with us so I couldn't be all weeping and sobbing and hugging my baby girl, but I would have. The despair was palpable, yes, and also represented to me how those with learning disabilities and other types of impairment might feel to a child (or adult).

My 10yo daughter and I saw it on Saturday. We thought it was adorable. Not as great as the first one (is that even possible?), but baby Dory is pretty adorable and the message was pretty lovely and clear. Basically that Dory had challenges but looked within herself and her support (Nemo and Marlin) to overcome them.…

I lived in Pensacola for a couple of years and still wasn’t aware that every body of water (including puddles) could conceal a gator or snake or armadillo (okay, I did see armadillos smushed on the road). We're moving to Orlando next week and I'm extremely aware now. I wouldn't have let my daughter swim or wade in…

staaahhhhppp snorting at work

My daughter has loved every awful movie out there, but also adores Ponyo (fab, please watch it) and we just watched Song of the Sea (slightly creepy, but not if you watch the whole thing). But Spirited Away creeped us BOTH the F out and we never finished it. Signed, the lady who will watch Deep Impact unironically…

Same, but I can also smell a flattened skunk about 10 miles before anybody else does, so I think I might just have an extra-sensitive nose. I washed my towels with vinegar and they smelled like vinegar.

Where I live, public schools are assigned based on zoning and where you live. Are you saying “choosing which school” as in “choosing which neighborhood to live in”? Like you’re going to choose the school based on whatever diversity level you're embracing and then move to the neighborhood that feeds that school? Or is…

Are we sure they aren't twin BROTHERS?

Except that he WAS lenient. And he DID coddle. 6 months in a county jail and verbally comforted about the impact prison would have on the defendant's life. And gross, that douche canoe has petulant Sprockets mouth.

Okay, but is she staring down a married man AT HIS JOB and doing the oral sign?

I'm sorry. :^( I had an endometrial ablation last summer (where they also found and removed polyps) and now my periods are 2 days max, still heavy flow but only mildly painful. And yes, it used to feel like it did when I was in labor. In fact, I didn't believe I was in labor because it was just like having…

Counts for sure! I quit Effexor (anti-depressant) when I was trying to get pregnant and it was horrendous for about 2 weeks with the withdrawal effects. Brain shivers, etc. I swore I'd never use it again but it's the only thing that pulled me out of postpartum depression. I avoided going back on it because I was…