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SIDE EFFECTS OF BREXIT MAY INCLUDE DIARRHEA, VOMITING,
RASH, SHORTNESS OF BREATH, INSOMNIA, NIGHT TERRORS, EXCESSIVE SWEATING, DRY MOUTH, AND DEATH. DO NOT TAKE BREXIT IF YOU ARE PRONE TO INFECTION OR CANCER, OR ARE PREGNANT OR PLANNING TO BECOME PREGNANT. CONTACT YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE TAKING BREXIT.

I met her on her sixteenth birthday when she was shooting Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen. Sitting with her mother and her agent she told me to go fuck myself.

right? bankers around the world can RELAX, PEOPLE! Lilo is ON IT!

I think this guy summed it up best:

How is this surprising? She has a British identical twin!!!

Sometimes the responses are at least as good as the BRA tweets!

Someone check on Jamie Lee Curtis.

Wait, so you’re saying he’s single?

Mike G, who was hired in 2012 after he attacked his then-girlfriend Rihanna to resuscitate Brown’s image

I heard that the seagull was fine, just a delight to work with, but the shark was pulling all kinds of Method BS... sending buckets of chum to Lively’s trailer, elbowing the seagull out of the way at the craft services line, and insisted that all the crew constantly call him “Shark,” even when the cameras weren’t

Jonathan Livelyingston Seagull.

Sisterhood of the Travelling Wetsuit

it’s always this guy

I’m blonde and insufferable. Please check out my lifestyle blog. It’s modeled on my lifestyle, obviously. I give out helpful hints, such as:

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Changing the definition of a word because enough people use it wrong is fairly high on my list of pet peeves. Soft sciences, ugh.

Or dong-ne. Have had, can confirm it’s the worst.

My family had an indoor/outdoor cat but he was a scrapper, and when he came home one night with an abscessed wound above his eye we finally kept him for good. Also, he’d contracted FIV from his fighting. It took awhile, but he finally realized he wasn’t going back outside and mellowed out. But it didn’t help matters

I’m the oldest cousin on one side of the family. While in my early twenties, I once took several of my younger cousins to a matinee of some silly action movie. We were all sitting in the middle of a row in a near-empty theater, when some middle-age guy came and sat right next to my twelve-year-old cousin at the end of

I loved Wings.

Yes, that was a little purrculiar