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i will defeat you right into my pants
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If you have read her statement, you will see that she says pretty much exactly what you did about acknowledging her. If he had ever shown any remorse, apologized or treated the act as anything more than “oops, I drank too much” - that’s all she wanted/needed. But to dig in and go for the “now I talk about the dangers

Yeah, no. I’m sorry, but I don’t and won’t accept that. When my kid slapped another child in school, I could understand that she was provoked, but I still punished her and told her I thought the school’s punishment was too lenient.

Okay, but to be fair, sleeping with a number of people (what number is it that makes someone promiscuous, again?) definitely means you want to be violated while unconscious. Like, that’s just a straight up if-then logic thingy.

I drank a shit ton of wine last night and I managed not to rape anyone.

“By having people like Brock educating others on college campuses is how society can begin to break the cycle of binge drinking and its unfortunate results.” - holy shit, does he really think the only lesson anyone should take away from this is not to binge drink??? How about DON’T RAPE

Really fucking sick of Jezebel, of all places, calling this bullshit “sex.”

I ask clearly lonely, heartbroken strangers to do it. Total power move.

B. ill.

This makes absolute sense and my heart aches for this man. Having said that, that's a fucking amazing picture.

#LetMeredithEatAtTheTable

No. This was the child caretaker’s fault. I have child myself and if I’m the one watching her when she dives into a gorilla cage then that’s on me.

Well, since this is the first breach in 38 years with who knows how many hundred thousand visitors, I’d say judging that mother is warranted.

I know that this is a v. serious matter but honestly my first thought at those pictures were “she’s doing a weekend at bernie’s thing with him!” and then I couldn’t unsee it

I got Botox in my face yesterday, you guys! I got it for my migraines, which are turrble, and I’m kinda hopeful about it. She did 31 shots, which wasn’t supes pleasant, but if it cuts down on my headaches, I’ll take it. Even the chance at relief is worth the ouchies.

I just told my husband, we may have our differences but thanks for not needing to be a puppy

What if they do that thing where they scoot on their butts on the carpet? Which btw looks like an ampersand. Or rather, ampersands look like someone scooting on their butt

Every student on my class load went up on at least two or more end of the year tests in math, reading, language arts, and science. I was hoping they would go up on at least one. Sit was so great for them.

I graduated with my master’s this month which I already bragged about, but this is new. I submitted a resume for a job I really want Tuesday, had a phone interview yesterday and the lady said expect a call middle of next week, but she called later yesterday to set up an in person interview for next week. Not too

Hi Jez friends! Happy SNS! This is your Brag Thread. Any grand accomplishments, big or small, you want to brag about but haven’t yet found an acceptable outlet in which to do so?