Apparently I sound like Gene (am a woman) when I play videogames. I was playing Dark Souls 3 when my boyfriend walked in the room and I started shouting in Gene’s cadence: “Oh no. Look AT this GUY! He has SICKLES! WHY!? That is so unNECESSARY!!!! .... .... and I died.” and bf just kinda went, “you said that like Gene…

As the wonderful black women who raised me would say: He stupid.

I love this kind of drama because I absolutely do not care about who is right (are any of these people right, even?) and who is wrong and I will not think about it after I'm done commenting here, but I will read any update on it because the crazy is fascinating with no personal stakes. I'm not really likely to have a…

Same!

You ditched him, right?

That makeup is the pits. The color is all wrong for her and makes her pallid and kind of ill-looking. Also, like she has a scorching case of conjunctivitis.

I hate every single thing about this look.

What else are they hiding? You mean besides the fact that they are siblings? They look so similar it is unsettling.

My bf sneaks my (one beauty splurge) L’Occitane cleansing oil. For his beard. I’m going to Nair him in his sleep.

I know, right? I mean, it’s not Woody Allen we’re talking about here.

VERY IMPORTANT COUNTERPOINT:

There’s no award for being most offendable fyi

Well this is a big ol nothingburger.

You know she was like “now here’s my scandal” to Ryan, and he’s all, “I’m gonna get you home and ugh, double up, ugh ugh.”

How can they get clicks if they dont make up controversies?

Age is no excuse here. Baby Got Back is timeless.

I suspect I may be 12 hours pregnant. Look for another announcement here soon.

Sure! I always knew I was pregnant before I even missed my period because my symptoms kick in like half a second after conception. Cold and tired for a week, then the queasiness kicks in, THEN, a few days later, I miss my period.

God, I’m glad I’m done having kids. What a shitshow.

I prefer wigs on cats.