Potential robbers,

HOW XENU GET PRAGENT

Xenu, I hope so.

Taking a break from DJ-ing behind the bar?

You ain’t kidding!

I’m so sorry. Kudos to you for being an awesome mom and being a big enough person to maintain a relationship with her for your daughter. She is very lucky to have you as a mom!

I think he just has an inner-asshole-resting-face, an IARF if you will

So this is essentially the actual job Will would have gotten in real life?

I’d rather watching this cat fall asleep.

Prompting them to take the first “Punched Crotch Face” selfie.

Why do we keep trying to make Blake Lively happen? SHE’S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN.

Seriously, these comments drive me nuts, and I’ve been seeing them on several recent news articles involving teens doing truly awful things. Killing a person while you beat her is not teenager behavior. Teenager behavior is grabbing a pack of beer and running out of the store. I mean, you’d think that killing would…

The girl being primarily charged, the one who may be charged as an adult, will see a maximum of 8 years. The other 2, including the one who filmed it, may get no more than a year. It doesn’t matter that she didn’t know about the heart condition. It’s pretty common to charge people with murder in those cases. A 16 year…

“Pew pew pew, INK.”

I am a marine biologist and I know for a fact this is 100% accurate.

Is Posh wearing a cupcake liner?

What do squids think about? None of us will ever know

Children are actually quite naturally altruistic; it really does make a difference when one begins to speak of others less fortunate at a young age...