I know. And I also hate that I’ve dragged my entire family into my secret shame. My dad (who is a law professor btw) just texted me “MAD about CHAD!” #deadinside

Your font is hella fine.

Oh, the irony of her being in a band called “Good English”. I’d like to buy her a dictionary. I hope she’s not a university student. It’s also clear that, if she is, she isn’t there to study law.

Emily Doe might not remember what was done to her by Brock Turner, but thank goodness for eye witnesses to the “action” in…

She’s a legend. Bless her Southern Belle heart. She knows it’s wrong, but she just can’t. Not. Want. The Chocolate. lol.

Juneau it.

Okay, now that I’ve finally stopped laughing, yes, I’ve probably done that at the gym more than once. And the dude was just as indifferent, or, more likely thinking “the fuck that old lady staring at?”

This made me think of this lustful woman:

If you have read her statement, you will see that she says pretty much exactly what you did about acknowledging her. If he had ever shown any remorse, apologized or treated the act as anything more than “oops, I drank too much” - that’s all she wanted/needed. But to dig in and go for the “now I talk about the dangers…

Yeah, no. I’m sorry, but I don’t and won’t accept that. When my kid slapped another child in school, I could understand that she was provoked, but I still punished her and told her I thought the school’s punishment was too lenient.

Okay, but to be fair, sleeping with a number of people (what number is it that makes someone promiscuous, again?) definitely means you want to be violated while unconscious. Like, that’s just a straight up if-then logic thingy.

I drank a shit ton of wine last night and I managed not to rape anyone.

“By having people like Brock educating others on college campuses is how society can begin to break the cycle of binge drinking and its unfortunate results.” - holy shit, does he really think the only lesson anyone should take away from this is not to binge drink??? How about DON’T RAPE

Really fucking sick of Jezebel, of all places, calling this bullshit “sex.”

I ask clearly lonely, heartbroken strangers to do it. Total power move.

B. ill.

This makes absolute sense and my heart aches for this man. Having said that, that's a fucking amazing picture.

No. This was the child caretaker’s fault. I have child myself and if I’m the one watching her when she dives into a gorilla cage then that’s on me.

Well, since this is the first breach in 38 years with who knows how many hundred thousand visitors, I’d say judging that mother is warranted.

I got Botox in my face yesterday, you guys! I got it for my migraines, which are turrble, and I’m kinda hopeful about it. She did 31 shots, which wasn’t supes pleasant, but if it cuts down on my headaches, I’ll take it. Even the chance at relief is worth the ouchies.