I just told my husband, we may have our differences but thanks for not needing to be a puppy

What if they do that thing where they scoot on their butts on the carpet? Which btw looks like an ampersand. Or rather, ampersands look like someone scooting on their butt

YOU AND I ARE ONE.

Oh yes, she is beyond spoiled now - she goes to a day camp for high energy dogs where she gets to run and play and do husky things 8 hours a day which does wonders for the anxiety - and tbh probably the sweetest dog ever. She’s our kitten nurse for our foster kittens, and gets along with every dog we foster, even the…

Chris Harrison:“Jeffrey, I’m sorry, this grey t-shirt is for you”

MitsuBEEshi.

There can be a fine line between being challenging and just being an asshole. This veered into the latter territory (and I don’t even mean the boner poke, which was just insecure and weird).

It also sounds like she has a lot of a tempeh tantrums

Dominoes should really take advantage of this angle in their marketing campaigns

Every student on my class load went up on at least two or more end of the year tests in math, reading, language arts, and science. I was hoping they would go up on at least one. Sit was so great for them.

I graduated with my master’s this month which I already bragged about, but this is new. I submitted a resume for a job I really want Tuesday, had a phone interview yesterday and the lady said expect a call middle of next week, but she called later yesterday to set up an in person interview for next week. Not too…

Hi Jez friends! Happy SNS! This is your Brag Thread. Any grand accomplishments, big or small, you want to brag about but haven’t yet found an acceptable outlet in which to do so?

Apparently I sound like Gene (am a woman) when I play videogames. I was playing Dark Souls 3 when my boyfriend walked in the room and I started shouting in Gene’s cadence: “Oh no. Look AT this GUY! He has SICKLES! WHY!? That is so unNECESSARY!!!! .... .... and I died.” and bf just kinda went, “you said that like Gene…

As the wonderful black women who raised me would say: He stupid.

I love this kind of drama because I absolutely do not care about who is right (are any of these people right, even?) and who is wrong and I will not think about it after I'm done commenting here, but I will read any update on it because the crazy is fascinating with no personal stakes. I'm not really likely to have a…

Same!

You ditched him, right?

My bf sneaks my (one beauty splurge) L’Occitane cleansing oil. For his beard. I’m going to Nair him in his sleep.

I know, right? I mean, it’s not Woody Allen we’re talking about here.