I didn’t know about the vegan part, but I do know he likes pancakes.

I think people who can't bother to make their bed before proposing genocide need to step the fuck up.

The only dadder thing I could think of is if he was building a deck at the concert.

Counter theory and future blind item, Jake is Becky with the good hair.

If this diet doesn’t include a substantial amount of purging, I’ll eat my hat*.

I can’t wait for the movie-of-the-week based on her life, Sarah Plantain Tall.

God. I probably live in cave. I know nothing about nothing, and I don’t even understand this articles, save for the word banana.

He gave me a dirty look for giving him a dirty look once and...let’s just say that angry is his color. Infinitely more attractive.

Oh, girl. I’m sorry. There is nothing, nothing, nothing wrong. I mean, there could be, but I doubt it. That level of introspection usually comes from a thoughtful, engaged person. At 40, I have been lucky enough to enough to find a partner who had children from a previous relationship. I get to be in their lives, see…

Wilmer Valderamadingdong

I haven’t slept at all last night and I’m worse than Bobby at guessing blind items but I’m here for your educated guesses and amazing detective work.

but like the only reason she did it was because nudes=likes and thats how she gets her $$$ its not like oh out of the blue i love my body. honey please we all know how you became famous and the countless nude photos that kept surfacing when she was being forgotten. -__- I'm with CGM.

I’M GOING TO SEE HER IN JUNE!

Sorry for being shouty. I’m just really excited.

At some point, KK is going to have to start taking selfies of her cervix to get attention, because the Instaverse will have seen everything else.

I think the overall eye-roll with Kim K is that NONE of her selfies, shoots, or whatever are about us taking pride in our bodies—they’re about us taking pride in HER body. Chloe clearly didn’t know how to word it that way, so Kim K clearly just reads it as “she’s not famous like me so she’s jelly.”

[Sarah Paulson] opens up about her love life in the new issue of NO TOFU magazine.

Chloe seems super chill. And Kim’s photo WAS super male gazey. so.

Sigh.

Eleventy bajillion.