Thank you. I was laughing until someone said they hoped Rihanna doesn’t see it and then I felt defensive on Kitty’s behalf. :)

This summer I’m seeing Hall & Oates, Gwen Stefani and motherfuckin’ EVE, and Counting Crows (for the third year in a row). I am a 28 year old black woman who is also not in the Beyhive. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Just letting you know you weren’t the alpha.

The dude in the back looks like a salty octopus..and I love it

When you’re not allowed to stay at home by yourself anymore:

i always had big bruises on my forehead from our dog knocking me over when i was learning to walk

That got starred simply because I am now aroused.

Welcome to double creature having Jezebel readers club! Does your cat have a take on whether she is Becky, with the good hair?

He’s pretty much the spitting image of TC in Collateral at least in the eyes/nose (with the grey hair)

Hold up, I got a better one:

Everywhere and nowhere, some would say that there is a little LaBouef in all of us, some would say

yes or inside trading

Your opening post said clearly that it was pejorative, then you flipped a full 180 degrees and said it wasn’t when another poster objected to that.

Plus, fun introductions!

i just can’t stop being mad about these movies being made in general

I’m still stuck at the fact that JayZ is not a virgin. He is not an attractive man. Money and my gayness aside- I just don’t get his appeal.

Preach!! I saw that pic and immediately had the urge to un-wedgie my crotch. It's like phantom jean seams still pressing on my poon.

Is it weird that the misused apostrophe bothers me as much as the racism? English teacher problems!!

How did La La get into those pants? How?

I’m a little disappointed that we, as a society, have not collectively decided to just call him Zefron.