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For some reason when I read Shonda's tweet, I immediately envisioned rainbow marshmallow peeps. Do those exist? I want those.

how much for the sassy tabby in the back

I'm trying to figure out a scenario where a situation like this happens. I can envision that a mom was in the bathroom with her kids and saw who she thought was a man and alerted police, who would've had to have been in the immediate vicinity because nobody's in the bathroom that long. Other brief online search says

The dog looks more like Peter Dinklage than Peter Dinklage does.

I'm way old. Is it called Lemonade because "When Life Gives You Lemons, Make..."? Was this already covered?

Neutrogena is listed as the worst brand of sunscreens. Look at EWG's recommendations. We've had success with Blue Lizard (body and face) and Goddess Garden.

I’ve been catching up on different viewpoints of this case and while I agree that his own lawsuits are keeping him in the public eye, if he was exonerated of each and every assault charge, I’m not seeing where the vitriol is coming from. Is it that he’s really super guilty and the exonerations were wrong? Seriously

I don't know her.

Speaking of, just ordered Freeze 24/7's Eyecing Cream on Zulily for $17.95 (.6 oz) and will report back.

Just got my first one last week and I loved it.

I can’t... I’m trying to make Emily Blunt attractive, but failing. Is it because not only is her philtrum distractingly roomy, it then blends into her top lip that then turns downward, making her look like she has teh sadz? There's just a harshness or maybe nobody looks good next to Charlize? Or maybe because Emily

I just feel like you're missing out on really moving it to a deeper level by not discussing Why He Can't Move a Wet Load (twss) of Laundry Over Instead of Letting it F-ing Sit Over-F-ing-Night. Good times.

Prince Rogers Nelson was my first love. 5th grade me is devastated and so is super old "adult" me. I was sad about Bowie because of his greatness and I saw him in concert, but Prince is PART OF MY SOUL. I hope he didn't suffer.

Beachfront Bargains and Caribbean Life 4LYFE

Yes, they found both of them super early (9 years ago and 5 years ago), but the first one was found accidentally. A doctor was listening to lungs when I had a sinus infection and saw the mole on my back under my bra strap. Don't go to the tanning bed! Pale is the new tan! Follow the EWG guidelines on which sunscreens

Crisco and tin foil, baby. But the tanning bed caused the melanoma.

It looks like Chrissy is giving somebody the side eye in that pic, but only with her right eye.

Exciting: Britney was pregnant TWICE while I was pregnant. Notable.

I love Dove Cameron and whatever her fiancée’s name is because they're on an adorable Disney show that isn't gross and completely inappropriate for my kid to watch, and nobody's found her passed out in a gutter in LA yet. Yay, Dove! Plus, girl can sing.

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