My own father didn’t absorb that I was in an interracial relationship until after my wedding. Like he knew my husband was Asian, and he knew that we are white, but it just never crossed his mind that people had a label for that besides “means to grand babies”

I was mostly with her until, “We are all Becky with the good hair. Every last one of us.” Um no. Not all of us sleep with married men. I’m not even saying you’re a bad person if you do, I’m just pointing out how inaccurate the statement is.

Shut up and show us your tits.

“Becky Cut Her Own Bangs”

As a vegetarian, it does rub me wrong, though I can’t imagine caring enough to do anything more than not visit a restaurant.

How do you know when someone is a vegan?

My MIL’s preferred turn of phrase is: “well he can just go poop all over himself.”

Oh, you know everybody, Steve? Really? Everybody? Steve? Everybody?

She's obviously a whore out whoring in public. Cover up whore!

Ha! I love the never ending hiding game. My husband and I did that for a long time with a tag that said ‘wide shaft’ (I have special needs re: boots). That thing would end up in the damndest places.

BRB barfing forever.

So here’s the thing. What makes me as a man...so clutch that I cannot be corrected or advised or just wrong concerning anything? And why is it that the woman I love should refrain from doing so? So...for an example...that one wishful day where she and I down a bottle of expensive scotch and I’m driving with my James…

Like millions of women, Laura Doyle wanted her marriage to be better. But when she tried to get her husband to be more romantic, helpful, and ambitious, he withdrew– and she was lonely and exhausted from controlling everything. Desperate to be in love with her man again, she decided to stop telling him what to do and…

regardless of how their spouse is treating them

Even if you can’t tell him what he’s doing wrong, that doesn’t mean you can’t gaslight him and slowly ruin his life.

As my sweet, 77 year old mother would say, “Uh huh. Well, kick him right in the nuts.”

♪ You may say I’m a dreamer ♪

It can also be a dream if you are cruel