My sleeping partner is a tall monster who likes to cool down by leaving his feet out of the comforter at night. I use the top sheet to make a feet cocoon, so that I can contain my warmth, like a normal human being. I could not survive this relationship without a top sheet.

I feel like she would be the kind of person that just lays there like a dead fish while the guy pounds away. And then she’s all, “Uh, I just came. That was sufficient.” Then she goes to wash the Goop off and goes to sleep.

fixed it

Caustic and basic

HOW IS BABBY FORMED?

Bethany franker is gross. She is so caustic, it's disgusting.

“I always said that if she was gone, I’d want to know,” she said. “Then I can bring her home and put her to rest. I’d know she’s not being harmed every single day.”

Don’t take crank and jump out of an apartment window.

In general I support the use of swords for all sorts of ordinary household tasks.

Yes, so much, that broke my heart. We met our daughter when she was 19 months and I can’t help but think that we are living the exact time they’ll never have. Looking at their picture and I just want to love the pain away from that baby who doesn’t even know it’s coming yet.

After Cox vanished, her mother, Jan Bynum, was left to raise her daughter Alexis, who is now older than Cox was when she disappeared.

threatening to arrest us for vandalizing state property.

As far as we know, none of us gets to choose who we get to be. I wish we would start dropping the needless assertion of “blah-blah, white, blah-blah” from every description of ostracization or marginalizing. I realize there is a different experience in being one in a crowd, but not one of us gets to choose that, and I…

I think of this as an exhortation to empathy. I am glad that the author has finally seen that she should not shrink from the world, or her enjoyment of life, and can wear her trauma as prominently as she needs or wants to at any given moment. However, and what I don’t sense in this piece, is what is present in…

Those pedicure fish worry me. What if there’s a mix up and you get mini piranhas instead. I like my toes, all 10 of them.

Ukrainian. We’re cavemen. Hairy beasts.

You and I are so synched.

Brag away because that is

I really wanted the story to end with these two falling in love.