For my money, there’s nothing better than when he sings “When a Man Loves a Woman”.

I’m sorry you’re too derpy to keep your footing on the sidewalk?

Pants and underwear tend to trip me up in public because I am a fucking annoying klutz so I go sans pants AND DRAWERS!!

“Honey, can you bring me a bowl of oatmeal”

You don’t see me driving on the sidewalk because there is less traffic. Get outta the fuckin’ road.

Including my middle name, I have a 42 letter long-ass greek name.

Pretty sure it's G!R!

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen. Fuck street runners. “Oh the road is softer on my feet!” No, I hate you.

Thanks, Girl.

i think tiffany has that ‘tall and blonde’ thing going on that excuses a not so pretty face lol. at least to me

A passive shooter who sits there and just kind of fires wherever?

My dad actually took a pad to the store when my mom needed some so he could be sure to get the right kind

I doubt it’s possible to be that rich and good looking and not dip into asshole territory once in a while.

I house-sat for a family that had 3 girls all 2 years apart. Their bathroom cabinet had SO many tampons, like I opened the doors and tampons were rolling out. I’ve never seen so many varieties or bulk tampon boxes in my life.

Bigbutted MA woman here. Sign me up, Evans. I’ve got the accent, the ass, and the ability to appear distant over electronic communication. Come and git it, Snowpiercer.

Plus horniness while being pissed at your SO for even looking at you.

I only need him to stand around and look pretty. Hush, now, Chris. Shh-shh-shh.

Seriously? I buy tampons for Mrs Beabull and now teenage daughter Beabull all the time. If its on the list that means they need it. I get tons of mom side eye doing it which makes me just the wee bit peacocky about it

Right? They experienced fake blood for a week. What a joke, that’s the easiest part of your period to get rid of if you are on certain kinds of birth control. Otherwise, HELLO TRY GUYS, WANT TO EXPERIENCE LIFE AWASH IN HORMONAL RAGE? IT’S GREAT, I KNOW YOU DON’T BELIEVE ME, BUT LIKE, YOU SHOULD EXPERIENCE FOR…

“In the background of every video like “Guys Try Periods” is a low, steady hum of condescension—one that suggests their experience always matters more.”