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Why is there a rubber band on that girl's head

Who is Paris Jackson? And why does she look like Tinkerbell?

wroooooooonnnnnggggg. My daughter makes me smell her pits every time she forgets to put on deodorant. EW.

Would highly recommend AMightyGirl.com — we follow on FB and I read the daily post about some historical awesome girl to my daughter, plus their book recommendations are fab.

My daughter wanted to lighten her teeth last year (they were normal color, just not as white as mine because I bleach them). In the end I said no, because she’s only 10, but it was because the chemicals are made for adults and not children, and she can make the decision when she's old enough. I was more concerned that

We might have the same child. It might be perfectionism, but it's typical first or only child behavior. Many tears because I'm really good at art and dared to draw with my kid and do what she considered better. I'm drawing better AT her. Sigh. She definitely got over it quickly.

Same. I even asked for "no pink clothing" on my baby registry (I'm an a-hole), but you can't make those choices (especially because pink is harmless!) if it's in your child's nature already. I'm not that girly, but mainly because I'm lazy. I'm more soccer mom than anything else, but I've never liked pink. Turns out

Genetics, girl. My (now 10yo) daughter is what you’d call a “spirited” child. At least she was until about age 5-6. Now she’s mostly awesome with a few meltdowns thrown in. She wore only dresses for almost 5 years. Last year I finally had to buy her jeans and I had no idea how one does that because I always bought her

I just got Lorac's CEO "Highly Pigmented Cream Lipstick" (#1495). It's plummy (which I always go back to), not too shiny, and will mattify more if you blot. I don't love the taste of it (kind of white chocolate?) but I do love the color. Ordered on Amazon.

I think her braids look very pretty overall, but I think the ends look messy and unkempt. If she had neatened the ends by tucking or twisting them in, they wouldn't look like she got up for work late and threw most of her hair into a ponytail holder. That's the main issue, I think, that those ratty ends are splayed

Don't. It's horrendous.

My dad went to the store at 3am for pads and advil when I was 14 and woke him up crying from the pain. He's the best. (That was 29 years ago, but he's still the best.)

No, troll, women are able to do all of the above WHILE ALSO SUFFERING.

My school nurse accused me of lying about cramps and the pain I was in and asked me to pull down my pants and prove I was actually having a period. This was 30 years ago (I was 13) and nothing happened to her.

I do that to my husband just as a general rule.

I don't have an answer for you about that, but mine was the same. 10 days of very heavy flow, debilitating cramps, missing school and work, trying different muscle relaxers. Nothing helped and never has. I'm 43 and had my daughter 10 years ago. Mirena made it worse. Last summer I got an endometrial ablation, where

Or Life After Having a Baby (random body fluid expeller).

Is it not okay to think of teenagers and older, regardless of race, as "super predators" if they've murdered people and have no remorse? Is it that referred to gangs? I don't see the problem with that term if it's being used to describe people who murder without empathy and who display sociopath tendencies. Am I

I'm not a fan of the Clintons at all and I lived through StainOntheBlueDress-gate. But I don't understand what you mean about the prison population increasing by 1,000,000 and that it's his fault. Not being snarky, I really don't know.

Same same.