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I know. I had the sads thinking it was the kid who played sweet Terrence in Tinkerbell, but it was Jesse McCartney, who is different.

Wait, is that not Eminem?

I'm just. Is that a man in a dress?

I love it, but I renamed it "Boobs and Entrails" after the first episode.

I believe the answer you're looking for here is green bell peppers. Also would've accepted cilantro.

Spicy pimiento cheese (homemade) is the bessst, especially on tortilla chips! (Maybe it's a southern thing?)

I used to eat ketchup on grits when I was little. Mix it all in until it's pink. But that's not gross.

I have a dear friend whose husband insisted their son's middle name be "Dale." Yep, because of #3.

Miss my Jessica Marie baby ragdoll I had for 18 years. She died 1.5 years ago and I still miss her every day. Never bit, scratched, or hurt me and met me at the door for belly rubs. sniffle.

We just got the carrier with the trap door on TOP also and it's the besssssst.

We rescued our Himalayan 6 months ago and know nothing about his 2 years of life before we took him in. He almost always gives the warnings (BUT HE’S SO FLUFFY WE CAN’T STAND IT) and even more so with my husband, but he purrs while he’s doing it, so we think he’s confused or was roughly handled at his original home?

I think it's the hair that's aging her. It looks like Martha Washington hair.

Holy hell, Melania's having a bad hair day in that picture WAIT HAIR ISSUES

I'm in for the cat version of this dream.

I don’t think it's that expensive. I lived in a 1BR apartment in an Atlanta suburb almost 15 years ago that was $950/month, not including any utilities or anything and I thought it was reasonable. I know different things are included in this case, but it's not incredibly unreasonable.

This could be a picture of my husband. Wait. Is this a picture of my husband?? Also, I'll see if I can get him to turn around next time.

Why is that the doctor's responsibility, though? What if he didn't know they were suspected to have chicken pox? You never, ever know for sure, regardless, so why put 99.9% of his other patients in danger just to medically be a parent to the child when the parents won't do it?

This is tough for all of us who have a child with a (real, documented, tested, Epi-Pen in all locations) food allergy. Everyone thinks we think our child is the special snowflake because there really are those people out there. I'm sure people think that of us because I feed my child healthy food and I've been accused

Still laughing at "stubbed out a pair of cigarettes." Also, I can't not notice that his eyes are completely asymmetrical like Bradley Cooper's and Shannen Doherty's. I'll just look at his abs instead.

Legit thought this was ScarJo first glance. It might not be.