My child's school isn't nut-free and this was in the cafeteria. We had explained to her class and teacher about food allergies at the beginning of the year, so we didn't think we needed to worry about STUPID CHILDREN TRYING TO KILL MY CHILD, so after this incident she started sitting at the allergy table all the way…

But Peter Jonsson sounds like his mama raised him right!

My daughter has a peanut allergy that could kill her. A child in her class in 1st grade threatened her at lunch by putting his hands near her face with peanut butter all over them (and her awesome friend pushed him back across the table and got the teacher). DO NOT CARE IF HE UNDERSTANDS DEATH OR NOT. The punishment…

As an editor, I NEVER get complaints from female authors. ALWAYS challenges from male authors.

But how many is a Brazilian?

Vom.

Why is she holding her head like that? Who holds their head like that?

I find it notable that Britney was pregnant TWICE while I was pregnant with my daughter. She had the first one when I was 3-4 months pregnant, and got pregnant again when I was 7-8 months pregnant. Our bodies are not similar. The end.

Gahhh, I'm the woooorst. My mind lives in the gutter and everything anybody says (in any setting, office or otherwise) is automatically a That's What She Said moment, and I cross the line with my "humor" a LOT, thinking everybody is as immature as I am. Some of them are not. I'm a chick.

I worked as a page in the SC State House about 25 years ago when Lindsey Graham was there. He. Is. An. IDIOT. Whenever I hear any news listing any upward movement for him, I am SHOCKED. Seriously, like dumb as a box of dirt. Maybe he's book smart?

She was the little dead girl in Sixth Sense who gave HJO the video to give to her Dad!

But if there's no history or record of that diagnosis, and he did definitely murder the man, who's to say the mental illness is real and not just being used as a defense?

This blog post also opted not to mention that the victim's father was the first paramedic on the scene and had to intubate his son to try to keep him alive after the son was shot 9 times. Seems the victim and his family aren't even considered here.

Did you not even read all those parts where he loooooves his kids? I mean, just not like, in a "monetary" sense, or like in a "giving up selfish, not-gonna-happen-due-to-lack-of-any-writing-talent dreams" sorta sense, but I mean, he typed it out so many times! Plus look how hard he's working! I mean, wait, working…

In all fairness, he's living like he didn't have them.

Ooooooh, makin too much sense there sweetheart, that doesn't leave time to write crappy Jezebel articles. Or riding on lambs.

Because he reallllllly wants to? Like father, like son.

Exactly why I don't go to the gym. And I HAVE a job.

You go, girl! (or boy)

He's also not a great writer.