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Right? I mean, he doesn't have to worry about arranging childcare or ANYTHING ELSE.

Okay, he's obviously a douche canoe, but does that count as being "hit on"? And it doesn't fit within the legal parameters of sexual harassment, does it? Donald Trump made a comment about her appearance and moved on. Yep, he's a taller oompah loompah, he's inappropriate AF, he's disgusting. I don't think that counts

Ew, that reminds me of Jemima Kirke’s character Jessa on Girls. Although all of the girls on Girls are horrendous. But one of those, “I’m different, I don’t have to live by societal norms because they don't apply to me, etc."

My daughter's best friend bullied her at school, and the final straw that caused me to contact the mother was she said to my daughter: "your parents would hate you for being the person you are." THEY WERE 7.

Hey, that's what I did for my starter marriage, too! I'd been a bridesmaid 3x already and knew the pain. My sister was the only one in my wedding the 2nd time, and she picked out a dress she liked and I bought it for her.

I feel that all new brides should receive this cross-stitched on a pillow. So much truth.

Regarding lactose, I just found out that Gatorade with protein in it has milk in it (figuring out food allergy safe snacks for a soccer team and there’s a dairy allergy).

“Ladies, if we say we'll do something, we'll DO IT. You don't have to keep reminding us every 6 months." (my life)

My daughter is the best thing that ever happened to me. My husband and I almost divorced when she was 2 because of crap like all this. She's 10 now and things are better, with giving on both sides. But he gave a lot and there are still annoyances. My motto is pick your battles but always win them. Kids and marriage.

Gahhh, the appreciation part would help so much. I fix amazing lunches for my daughter for school, not asking for any awards, it's my thing, but my husband didn't seem to appreciate my 24/7 efforts to feed her healthy, balanced meals and snacks until I got 1000+ people on IG following what I fix her for lunch. I know

When my daughter was 7, I asked my husband to take her temperature because she wasn't feeling well. "How do you work the thermometer?" The man with 2 master's degrees who had previously USED THIS THERMOMETER ON OUR CHILD asked how to use the thermometer. REALLY?

There's an excellent article about the "default" parent. I feel you.