Go to Nissan Dealership. Buy a 2019 Versa S brand new with a full warranty. Finance it for ~$200 month / 5 years with no down payment. Always have reliable transportation with no headaches leaving you free to tinker on Jeeps.
Wait there’s more of us?
You will die of dehydration long before you die of starvation.
Unlikely choice of automobile, but that profile sure looks like an Allante.
That’s the spirit.
If you try to give me a 2009 Dodge Caliber, I will run you over with it. If it will start.