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iwearnicehats

You can’t tell Scalise that his idea would be “a whole new ball game.” He was fucking shot at a ball game.

If Obama had ever said anything remotely like “Take the guns first, go through due process second,” there would be flaming barricades going up on every street corner in Texas and Georgia.

But, as a 49-year-old, you know NEVER to put anything in writing that could come back to bite you - especially with the Internet. She should have telephoned and made her pitch, whereupon White Moose management would have laughed in her face and hung up on her, leaving her with private hurt feelings instead of public

So, by calling out people in power for their abuses of that power, we risk taking away agency from women.

Honestly I am just so sick to fucking death of American Christian church rhetoric. Like I’m so fucking sick of megachurches and smarmy, self-righteous pastors and everyone being so FUCKING INSANE about sex and sexuality. I’m sick of this country’s Pence-yness and I’m sick of disgusting religious nonsense having any

Old enough to be in a position of authority and coerce a teenager into a sex act. What is this question?

He was her fucking youth pastor. Don’t try to excuse him. JFC.

How old is too old to drive a teen in your congregation to a secluded road without her permission and demand she touch you sexually?

Kansas Penal Code 21-5403 - The killing of a human being commited

Intentionally or unintentionally but recklessly under circumstances manifesting extreme indifference to human life

21-3404 for involuntary manslaughter

recklessly or during the commission of or an attempt to commit any felony or misdemeanor that

California penal Code 192 - Manslaughter
The unlawful killing of a human without malice either voluntary (for heat of passion); involuntary for committing an unlawful or lawful act that may result in death

Second degree muder under Penal code section 182 and relevant case law where the death of a human is the result of

False: We actually have laws for incidents involving one person convincing another person to commit murder. It’s still murder. Fuck off.

The SWAT officer who pulled the trigger is to blame. The person who called the fake incident into the police is to blame. The person who passed along the victim’s address is to blame.

No. No. NOOOOOOOOOO.

This man is a gift to humanity. On top of acting and activism he’s an artist, an amazing dancer, and even a flautist. He basically embodies the phrase “having one’s shit together.” And on top of all this he’s insanely sexy, I generally like slim guys but he looks so good to me! I wish him continued success in the

Actual veteran here with a pro tip for you. Most of us don’t go around bragging about our service. Hell, I feel weird when people thank me for it. Other than my license plates and the shirt I wear on Veterans Day, you would be hard pressed to know it. The guys out there constantly telling war stories make me instantly

In addition to being racist and all-around offensive as fuck, this is a stupid and useless idea. Boomers are retiring now. We need people in our work force now. Getting pregnant right this very second will do exactly jack shit to help this problem - if we don’t fix it with immigrant labor in the meantime, we’ll be so

Hey Paul Ryan:

Yeah? I should have kids? I’m in my mid 30s, unmarried, don’t own a home, and I’m still paying off extensive student loans. You fuckers have made it impossible for this generation to afford anything, and yet you think we should procreate so we can, what, have a new generation of struggling poors?

These soundcloud rappers, from 6ix9ine to XXXTentacion and everyone in-between, I just don’t get it. What happened to early 00's hip-hop? Who are these freaks!? They make me feel so out of it.

Ok I would totally do this if I had that kind of money (minus the ridiculous suitcases and $20 dollar bills). Does that make me a terrible person? I’m pretty sure he donates a fair amount to charity as well and he has more money than he can spend, so it’s not like this is taking away from charity donations or