If anyone of you Reddit assholes are reading this: You’re never going to strike it big. Ever.

“I feel no sympathy”

Fuck this woman. Fuck fuck fuck this woman.

1.) Michael got me laughing in front of customers like a crazy person.

I think it has more to do with their unwillingness to accept that privilege is a thing. They want to believe that everyone starts from the same place and the reason why white people succeed is because of hard work while all the brown people are lazy.

Michael, today has been very productive I see. You put something for the Glow Up just like an hour ago and now we have this. Respect.

Also this is like the third time you have called Monique outside of her name.

I enjoyed his douchey movie star character in Scott Pilgrim vs. The World. But his eyebrows did do most of the heavy lifting.

I thought Snowpiercer was good and he was great in it. I think he hasn’t had much of an opportunity to branch out at this point because he’s locked in to a certain number of Marvel movies and I imagine that it’s hard to schedule around filming those and consuming all the protein he can find.

Can whoever owns the rights to Back to the Future sue Kessler for flagrant usage of the BttF style for his shitty poster? Surely they don’t want to be associated in any way with this guy.

From that NYT article, which has been really bothering this morning:

“It’s not just a one time purchase. It never is.”

It’s time to start acknowledging that these people are following a different god.

Holy shit.

Who said anything about having sex? Deep Space Nine is on, I’m watching Deep Space Nine.

“9 days? We would have accepted 9 days”—Puerto Rico

Oh my god. It’s not predatory. Fuck. He kept the game x number of days. It costs x dollars per day to keep said game. He returned it. He got charged the price of that There is nothing predatory about this. It’s just simple math and common sense.

My daughter (honor roll, authored 2 books, speaks Japanese, sings in Italian) was arrested for 3rd degree attempted buglary when she was 16 on the say so of a white neighbor’s 12 & 14yr old.

So much this - though I wish it wasn’t the case. (I’m going to reply to you because I’m eager for Ugh’s White Person Suggestions (he’s a white person) for solving this problem, but he has a somewhat storied history of flamboyantly dismissing my comments here.)