Less of a bitch slap, more of a tickle by old white dudes who don’t understand this newfangled googlygwat facediddly venme stuff.
“PRESENT HALL PASS”
The irony of a butt-hurt Trumpaloompa talking about safe spaces...
I keep exactly one set of blinds open at my house, for my cat to watch outside. I fear if I ever close them, he’ll slit my throat while I sleep...or poop in my shoes. Always a shell game with that one.
Picking clothes based on stats gets me every time.
Push. That movie was a lot better than I thought it’d be, and it is in no small part because of Evans. Also, Not Another Teen Movie was hilarious.
Or tatami mats. People work also, but the prison sentence at the end of the test usually is detrimental.
I imagine this is how they’ll react:
I’m sure all of the people in Puerto Rico would see this as a positive...if there weren’t blackouts from the shoddy linework.
Seems like a great idea to let children around him.
I was unaware that the flag had hearts on it...
If it says it takes less than 10 minutes to cook on the box, avoid.
I’m sure Sarah Huckabee Sanders will clarify by saying the issue is, “Black and White.”
It actually gets worse. He contacted ‘certain’ families soon after the servicemember died and not others.
It has to be amazing for someone you consider a hero, to in turn call you a hero.
Opposite of urban would be....rural?
Delusions and hallucinations, with a dollop of narcissism. Totally all traits you want in the elected leader of the United States.
Interlocking arms (with his free arm) while he raises his fist. Easiest, most visual way of showing support.
Personal, but I enjoyed the cut of your (please be satirical) jib nonetheless.