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Wait, Gamestop is publically traded? Why the fuck didn’t anyone tell me?

Joke’s on them. I already used my GPU money on gas.

A lot was learned from Gamergate. Don’t trivialize that by claiming any of this proves otherwise. 

Teenage angst isn’t doing it anymore. What Final Fantasy needs is adult angst.

An old-school carnie engaging in unethical behavior? He must need some time away from the sideshow to prep a presidential run.

His mustache isn’t nearly thick enough for this theme song.

Yeah, I think the way planets will be set up is what everyone should have expected in the first place — a handful of important planets punctuating a ton of much less important spacerocks. It’s a bummer you can’t land your ship manually, but hey, Noctis didn’t let you do that either, and in my opinion, that still…

There’s your no shit news for the day. But seriously, a Fallout 3 + New Vegas collection for consoles would be one of the few re-releases I’d buy. Get on that, Todd.

I was responding to the idea that density would become an issue. Whether or not this game ends up with a No-Man’s-Sky-esque issue of emptiness and repetition remains to be seen.

Let’s be completely honest, here. For the amount of content, as it were, the worlds have always been tiny. If you’ve got a space ship, would it not make sense for the game-world to match your ability to travel?

I was underwhelmed until I wasn’t. I’m looking forward to seeing more of this game. I’ve had a space exploration itch for as long as I can remember, but few games have even come close to scratching it.

On today’s episode of Gamers™, Gamers see the forest and ask the question, “Are there trees there?”

“Accidentally”

It may be an unpopular opinion, but I like this. In fact, I think the shitty ESA should go all the way out, and make E3 high spectacle. None of this treehouse shit. None of this ballroom, Japanese guy midlife crisis hairdo shit. Less of the blazers and blue jean shit. Give me a neon testament to consumerism and…

It was objectively underbaked. My buddy and I bought it because nostalgia and some decent word of mouth. It was like the devs ran out of money or something, so much of the game seemed to either be missing or slapped together in a way that no one could have thought was reasonable for a game in this day and age. Playing…

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