they all should drop out

The heckler is right. His polling numbers are crap and he should drop out.

FFFFFFFF I’D FORGOTTEN ABOUT THAT TERRIBLE AD.

Dominos will probably do shockingly well there because tourists.

This is fucking stupid.

That’s very sweet of you. I look at pictures of myself in high school and I wasn’t nearly the monster I remember. Dorky, yes. Awkward, yes. And it was back in the days when the skinny girls were a size 6, and I was probably an 8/10, so I wasn’t even big, just bigger than they were.

Via text? Goddamn millenial cowards.

there is an absence of common sense and reasonability with this rising generation and I say that as a member of it. We just aren’t as good at accepting the ups and downs of life as our parents’ and grandparents’ generations were. Our instant, omnipresent access to any information in the world makes us overthink…

Rejection: that’s what songs are for.

I was the female equivalent of a “beta” (i.e. no dates, no boyfriends) for ages. My thought process: “What’s wrong with me?” Not my thought process: “hey, let’s kill some people.”

I once had a dude I barely knew but quite liked platonically (like if he’d been interested I totally would have liked him further but I didn’t see it as on the cards and I was fine with that) ask me out then add “but only if your hot friends come, I don’t just want to be stuck with you.”