I have medical knowledge. No, a panic attack can’t kill you.

Plus, Jesus can’t play defense because crosses make him nervous.

“If we didn’t win, why do you deserve to get paid?”

“If we didn’t win, why do you deserve to get paid? If you don’t succeed in business, you shouldn’t be the first one to step up and complain about getting paid.”

“ If you don’t succeed in business, you shouldn’t be the first one to step up and complain about getting paid.”

On a serious note, why did it take anyone two weeks to report this jackass to some higher authority?

Just remember, an armed society is a polite society.

I don’t get it.

He could have pulled out a yellow card, which would’ve been awful because Jesus hates soccer.

I don’t get it

It’s becoming increasingly clear that men who make this kind of life-long commitment are basically unhinged. Oh, and he’s a priest too.

He was just playing with the kid. Another kid was a Redskins fan, so he pulled out a bow and arrow on him. Then there was the kid who loves The Browns, so he pulled out a piece of shit on him.

Could have been worse, the priest could have pulled something else.

..And the winner is

Well he’s fleeced a lot of money from anyone who was dumb enough to donate to his campaign so that makes sense.