I saw it on the big screen last week as part of a Fathom Events limited screening. I’ve seen Psycho a dozen times, but seeing that face on a screen that’s several stories tall was just incredible. I got goosebumps.

I’m waiting for Mike Huckabee to chime in about how SEE THERE’S A WAR ON CHRISTIANITY. Additionally, I know I’m a terrible person for thinking this, but at least this time, I don’t have to hear about how Islam is ruining the world.

They should replace his actual picture with this and also not use his name.

My boyfriend is a little disappointed with all this. He likes gun as a hobby and goes to gun ranges with his brothers and stuff. But even he admits that this country would be better if they took our guns.

This is exactly how I’ve felt for years. I hope Obama is coming for your guns, all of them, you fucking monsters. Yes. #AllOfYou

Colbert gets it.

I don’t think he hates them either. He just doesn’t “get” it and was kind of a jerk about it. Which he can do...but Colbert’s take on it proves you can make fun of it all without coming off as an ass.

It’s almost like Jimmy Kimmel’s not very good at his job. Strange, really.

Another difference is that Colbert is actually funny.

“Betas” are PUAs who don’t get laid, because they’re the “nice guys” who can’t compete with “alphas” for all the slutty whores out there. We should watch out because someday they’ll make us all sorry.

Scientology.

Gotta protect all that Big Bang Theory money

From the same bad sci-fi brain-fart of a pyramid scheme that brought you the “John Travolta’s Convincing Hairlines” course