I almost, almost feel bad for Christie. He was so ready to be the loud tough guy in the race and now Trump has stolen all of his thunder.

The nation is having trouble grasping the concept of Christie running.

Who the hell is Chris Christie and why does his name sound like something a kid would make up on a fake id when given no time to prepare?

I was raised in a pretty politically conservative/Republican household. The earliest I was aware of politics were the Bush/Gore and Bush/Kerry races and despite how much the people around me (my town was extremely liberal) hated Bush, he and his compatriots’ politics were never as deluded as GOP politics seem to have…

Chris, it’s not 2012. You’re not the Republican Party’s prettiest princess anymore.

tbh surprised that his campaign still has ducats to keep going.

The old king clancy.

When I was 15, I literally IRL had a boyfriend at another school literally named John Smith AND NO ONE FUCKING BELIEVED ME.

Don’t knock that until you’ve tried it (though, if you have a willing partner available, feel free to knock boots or, as we say, knock mukluks).

Ooo, I know a Canadian Sex joke. Why do Canadians do it doggy style? So they can both watch the hockey game.

Saskatchewan Swing

Note: I do not actually know any Canadian sex acts, just making up things that sound funny. I imagine Canadians mostly have sex through the flaps in their long johns in order to stay warm.

Frozen Tundra. Yellowknife Steamer. Yukon Cornelius.

Moose Jaw.

A møøse once bit my sister.

Mmm you're probably right. Self loathing is a powerful aphrodisiac.

My husband and I started dating in college and the summer after we got together I went to visit him and stayed the weekend, so I went with him to the Sunday meeting they have every week for the summer day camp he works for. One of his coworkers was like “so, you’re from Canada?” and I was like ummm... no?

I admit I am curious. Donkey show? I mean, I can see Republicans being offended that’s he’d embrace anything about the Democratic Party.