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Patrick, thank you for this; I just passed it on in my FB feed. I’ve been dealing with occasional panic attacks since 1999, and I didn’t even know what the hell was happening to me until 2004. I earnestly sympathize, and I hope you’re feeling better now.

Whatever happened to the whole, “I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it” idea?

When will the United States scrape off the barnacle that is, always has been, and ever shall be Texas?

I wish these two would just get a room. Then I wish someone would seal it air-tight from the outside and pump it full of diesel exhaust.

You are right, by the way; my local Wal-Mart stocks the guns n’ ammo right next to the kid’s toys and bikes.

True, but he’ll still be black, and racist morons will never, ever forgive him for that.

And then use that as “proof” that women can’t govern, yeah, I can see them doing that. They’ve being doing it to Obama for eight miserable years.

“I sent you three rowboats and a helicopter!”

A humiliating leap backwards?

Let’s be really real here; the GOP may run the occasional token female candidate, but they will never, EVER nominate a woman for President.

That’s all gone now, probably because she lied and lied and lied some more about Planned Parenthood, and everybody noticed.

Write when you get work!

After that unpleasant HR meeting, I always save my boner pills for after 8pm.

Betta call more ladies!

Have 100 extra stars, free of charge.

Looking forward to seeing this as a cosplay.

I have to say, I don’t hate the Flash costume design featured here.

This is the first instance where I found any of these web-comics relevant or amusing in any way whatsoever. Nice work.

Frasier has left his senses.

U.S.A? U.S.A...?