You completely nailed it.

Same here; and they can never just come right out and say what they know we know they’re all really thinking:

Your parents failed you. You failed all of us.

Very well put.

Do they just think they’re so damn special that no one would dare doubt their patriotism and surveil them, so that legislation isn’t about them?

Positive, beneficent influences have a tendency to be calm, measured and largely passive; they rely on truth, logic and common sense winning out over the long run. Not the worst philosophy.

No offense was intended; I literally cannot recall her actual name.

That won’t help him in the long run; he did himself in with that water bottle last year. That was his “Dukakis in a tank helmet” moment and he will never rise above it.

He will, right after that gibbering dingus, Carson. I was just talking with my girlfriend about this earlier; predicting which of these sorry meat-tubes will drop out next.

This will be almost entirely off-topic, but I feel I must tell you this:

I’d bet even money you can do a helluva lot better. What kind of dickweed dumps somebody via text message?

Hey, you try playing soccer in sandals!

Carter has worked at St. Margaret for two years. Ironically, he is the current police chaplain for the Little Falls Police Department.

Press it, for all our sakes, please!

Well, at least for once we don’t get the “quiet guy, kept to himself, never saw this coming” playlist.

Your Thetans are showing.

Travis who?

Tee hee.

The United States of America’s collective psyche is still in the depths of a self-loathing induced rage bender. Apparently we still haven’t yet hit bottom and attained our moment of clarity. It’s gonna be ugly when we do.