Thank you, and give yourself more credit. Unless your kid is up all night making soap and literally beating himself bloody, you’re probably doing just fine with the whole parenting thing.

I’m behind her on the bangs-cutting thing. She’s more than pretty enough to let her face take over the spotlight from her hair.

I wrote elsewhere that I’m old enough that Dean Jones was -to me, anyway- the face of Walt Disney Studios. More than Mickey, even more than Walt.

His name is Chris Christie.

Uh-huh; hate to break it to ya, but anybody with a plugged-in radio can fuck to Bon Jovi.

SPOILER ALERT: It turns out New Jersey was Florida the whole time.

Smith’s rep is already so full of holes, I enjoyed it on rye with a couple of nice turkey slices and some spicy mustard yesterday.

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with an elected post and a persecution complex is a good guy with some spare lumber and three nails.

Back when Dennis Miller as a comedian, and not a repellent mouthpiece for Fox News, he perfectly described the propensity for people who “find religion” late in lives not spent making the very best decisions; the people who then insist on browbeating others for their own choices while refuting all post-conversion…

I wish this woman and her supporters could see the ludicrous hypocrisy inherent in this shit. It’s flabbergasting. Are they really so catastrophically stupid that they can’t see it?

You’re Jewish?!? I thought you were a Wizard.

Because the people intent on ignoring it are really, really hoping for even the slightest opportunity to reinstate it and make it a permanent part of American life. Even though it flies in the face of decency, humanity and even possibility, it’s the grotesque fantasy they cling to in order to cope with their…

Or it was time for them to throw a Hail Mary pass to salvage their very profitable and very tainted Duggar franchise.

Holy shit! Anybody know how to treat napalm burns?

Is that her lawyer next to her? Whomever he is, he sure looks embarrassed to be that close to her; justly so.

The only moral divorce is my divorce!

It shouldn’t be surprising that he’s a doctor and an idiot. I’ve personally known a couple of doctors, and beyond their impressive skill set, they’re basically toddlers.

He is definitely a racist moron; that’s just a prerequisite for GOP membership. But he absolutely meant to plant the notion that reasonable, moderate followers of Islam number somewhere in the teens, worldwide, or some other idiotic vision. Remember, these guys hate real-life numbers, and prefer to substitute their…

“It’s worse than a Twilight Zone movie and we’ve lived through hell.”