Yikes!

Thanks; have a great one!

Not at all; I’m just saying Mary was into anal.

After they read it off the golden plates hidden in their top hat?

But only the white ones; if you’re gonna stick it in, might as well break off the handle too.

I just got my Huckabee bible from Amazon; can you help me with the word scramble on page 8?

The Republican Party: a ruthless terrorist organization, determined to rule the world.

And don’t forget to vote for me in 18 years.

We need to figure out a way to legally adopt lions as pets.

They absolutely can. It’s the closest a republican can get to sexual pleasure. It’s like heroin to them.

She was only a virgin if you don’t count anal.

Pro-tip; when you have to fake evidence in the attempt to gain ground in a debate -regardless of the issue- you’ve lost the debate, and all credibility, for all time.

Because bigoted idiots crave attention. It fills the void where a soul would normally be.

What that fool says with irony, I say with conviction. I want guns and the traitor rag banned. Toss them both in the same smelter, live on TV.

Shit, you can now buy Ramones gear for kids, all the way down to newborns!

Hate-spam?

There’s a word for those people. That word would be “wrong.”

I’m pretty sure he’s been humping this shitty persona since his mid-30’s, or whenever he attended his first Sugar Ray show. But yeah, he’s the Kevin Smith of cooking.

I think he’d be insulted. He usually aims for entirely insufferable. And that’s why I love him.