Mind... blown.

Well, just tell us who your ancestors are!

Like Granny Reject always used to say: “Some folks’ll fuck anything.”

At least one good thing will come of Batman vs. Everybody.

Vincent Van Gogh was a crazy genius.

He’s Shia LaBeouf under a fucking Party City Mike Brady wig. He was amusing in Zombieland, but I’d be up for a reboot with all the same actors except him.

I’ve got a slightly irritating hangnail, but I’m not Jewish. Thoughts?

Luckily for him, he won’t be famous for very much longer. I wish him many happy years in the peaceful solitude so enjoyed by ordinary people, who must spend their lives grinding out a comparatively meager living at an actual job; fittingly, in direct service of people who will all too readily scream at him, though not…

Signed, just waiting on confirmation. I wonder if this will set precedent; there has to be more than a few dirtbags who received this medal.

When my marriage began falling apart, my former wife took off her rings before going to work each day.

Not really. It’s brand legacy, and the money attached to that brand legacy.

Maybe later; I’m kinda tired just now.

To be a corporate reject is a mark of pride, and I wear it as such.

This is not a fetish I will ever have the capacity to understand. I consider this a sign that I am still sane enough to function among other human beings.

Nobody wants to read about your little guy.

Gah, and I thought Rubio was one of the more rational ones.

Does he think ponies just... happen? Does he not know that equines can mate and reproduce in a manner not completely dissimilar to humans? Is he unaware of the occasional role of human intervention in equine breeding?

I choose to take comfort in all of this. I’m not ecstatic about Hilary becoming the next Prez, but I get that it’s a done deal and know it’s ultimately for the best. I choose to take comfort in the knowledge that the GOP is done, and they know it. They see the asteroid coming and they know this is the last dance on…