Noble sentiment, but not me; I hope he explodes in a shower of viscera and half-digested entrees like Mr. Creosote!

They have a strong union, though, so I think they can weather the storm until the next administration.

Thank you for that; Magic Pussy Food will be the name of my Barry White/Tom Jones tribute show.

Y’know what? I’m with you. I’m a guy, just over 40 years old, trying my damndest to get in better shape and squeeze a little more life into my remaining years. I lift weights, go for walks on days off when it’s not pissing down rain and I eat like a panda fucks; rarely, and largely out of obligation. I’ve eaten yogurt…

Seriously, he’s sickened more women than HPV.

He doesn’t want to be a public figure? Okay, fine.

Oh my God... the best response I could come up with involved an little old lady who only used him on Sundays, but your joke-land-mine rendered me too senseless to compose it!

Damn... I just...

Thanks for the compliment; finally, those two and a half years of Liberal Arts Ed pay off!

Well, I was kinda smarmily suggesting Mama Grizzly may have produced Bristol from an out-of-wedlock union. She strikes me as the type. I didn’t phrase it very carefully, though.

I once thought as you do now.

Holy shit; are you telling us she curbed this dude because he’s impure? Damaged goods? Be-spoiled by the sins of the flesh?

Yes, but who’s the father?

Wow. She actually makes Taylor Swift look sane.

In other news, Kate and Oliver Hudson’s careers are both still dead.

The Republicans have always been at war with Eastasia. It’s a lovely day, and the clocks just struck thirteen.

Classic Graham. He can’t even be faintly magnanimous without smarmy, opportunistic obfuscation.

CNN stars in Fifty Shades Of Useless.

Um, why are you posting as me?