Not that it matters in the slightest, but I think she’s an attractive woman. I happen to find women who can cast a shadow attractive. I know, I’m a freak.

Should we... anesthetize them first, or can we just rip into it?

It’s clearly the only time she can feel alive.

I bet you $500 dollars that, under her gratuitous makeup and special underwear, she looks like the DeNiro version of Frankenstein’s Monster. Seriously, that broad has had more after-market mods than the Millennium Falcon.

This article really should have been filed to “Duh.” Not a single surprise.

We might, when you quit masturbating over it and pull up your damn pants.

Rest in peace, Izabel.

Exactly how many more centuries does this asswipe intend to live?

“The South is a fucked up place,” he added, before continuing harshly: “It’s like the Civil Rights era took a shit, nobody bothered to clean it up, and then someone laid sod over it. It’s beautiful to look at, but it’s unbearable beyond that.”

She started out as a low-level “entertainment journalist” who likely hoped to parlay a one-nighter with Lunchbox 20 up there into an acting career, starting with appearances in his movies.

Imagine how she feels about it.

Yeah... feeling a lot of regrets here. I was a fan of his early work, years before I comprehended that film-making with lasting appeal involved forethought and effort.

Sorry ladies, he’s taken. By diabetes, before too long.

Poor Harley. She looks about as happy as one of Santorum’s kids.

Evan, you’re a kinder man than I.

True; even a blind dog will occasionally locate its own asshole.

Well, what do you expect her to do, cultivate a functional personality, develop marketable skills or a work ethic?

Megyn, show us on the doll where they didn’t touch you.

For fuck’s sake.