Called it.

Because celebrities are morons who believe you can cure any disease with kale, quinoa and cocaine.

Morrissey ultimately served three months, commuting from jail to his seat in the General Assembly, despite strong urgings from the governor and other Democrats to just resign. He did briefly resign, but ran as an independent during a special election and was reelected while he was jailed.

This gaping, prolapsed asshole has two daughters. I hope for two things:

I’d let Christina Hendricks tickle me.

You should check out Cobra Commander’s Twitter. It is awesome.

Her tweet was far and away the one I found most relatable (how does Kinja think I misspelled relatable?).

The only thing more annoying than an old hippie? A senile old hippie.

Well, he is out of work again, and those moronic designer trucker hats aren’t free.

I’m as angry as I’ve ever been!

Kinda like Anthony Bourdain, only with less food porn and more car crashes.

Here here!

I thoroughly enjoyed this. You have no idea.

I get that a lot, but don’t beat yourself up. You just enjoy your tasteful side-boob, implied cunnilingus and dragons.

I think it was CinemaSins that labeled it “soft-core porn with 100 hours of back-story.” I figured that out after one episode, haven’t gone back since.

I can’t clearly recall, but I think it might’ve been either Good Morning America or Today.

Check out The Late Shift, on Amazon Prime; Rich Little actually plays Johnny Carson. If the movie -and the book it was based on- are to be believed, the seclusion was at least partially a reaction to NBC tossing him aside due to the machinations of Jay Leno and his venal harpy of a manager.

It does feel a lot like watching Johnny go, all over again.

Careful; that kinda talk got John Lennon deported.