Oh, not knocking it, exactly. Just saying we’ve got plenty of livestock left roaming our proud nation’s Wal-Marts before it comes to that. Gotta use ‘em for something, or they’ll spoil.

I feel ya. I’ll totally go cannibal before I resort to bugs. Seriously, everybody better hit the treadmill between tonight and the coming resource shortages... I will eat you all.

Somewhat off-topic: I saw Salma Hayek on one of the horrendous morning chat shows, pitching the nutritional benefits of crickets. One of the idiot hosts kept on and on and on about tacos. She was cool and calm, but I could see the spark in her eyes that told me “if this fuckhead says ‘tacos’ just one more time, I’m…

Africa; but to maintain the price point you gotta bring it down, gut and stuff it yourself.

Quick Question: Is Ann Romney Drunk?

Thanks; my eyes are now crying the vomit my brain just expelled.

They might, if they could only spell it.

Uh, I think those tones are right up on top, front and center.

What else would you ever dare to expect from a shorn scrotum in a suit?

No judging here; I’d like to be fit. My workout schedule’s been screwed up by my new gig.

I know a kid who will not shut up about kombucha; I think he has it confused with some sort of creatine shake, he’s kind of a gronk.

Miley Cyrus, rap queen, covered Khia’s classic oral sex decree, “My Neck, My Back” during a performance for Adult Swim’s upfront in New York. She wasn’t that good.

“Let’s hang ‘im in effigy!”

People like this never really have friends. They have tiny... gaggles of people just as awful as they are, or worse. Their only commonality is that no sensible being wants anything to do with them, they are literally banded together out of primordial instinct. They drift apart fairly quickly, too, and just as…

The more likely explanation is that this troll is a bitter, justifiably lonely and despised, crusty spank-sock, with a fetid landfill where his soul should be.

Agreed.

Maybe the brain was a rental...?

I have a hard time believing he allows anything to touch “doze nutz” without forcing whatever it is to give him a happy ending.

This scenario is more likely.