Bingo; I can already hear the labored breathing of their angry, permanently slack mouths, like a herd of walkers closing in.

What the hell WON'T give us type 2 diabetes?

Wal-Mart: Not just awful, it's evil!

But did you leave slowly, bag slung over your shoulder, occasionally trying in vain to thumb a ride?

Good for you; as for them, not to worry. They'll eventually go bankrupt as a direct result of all their accrued idiocy and selfish pig-headedness. Just like the company I work for!

Something, something, cheddar bay biscuits.

Gotta love -or at least derive bleak amusement from- the Republicans and their love of sinister acronyms.

Gotta get 'em young. Like their pals in the tobacco industry.

The look in the puppy's eyes.

Go get 'em.

No, he's a demon, or some variety of Hulk.

This is me, playing the world's smallest violin, just for all the religious fanatics.

Well, he does smoke a lot of weed, of course he's craving dick!

Well, with Mittens that was just a phase. Being President in 2012 is his latest "thing."

Is cock simply the last resort of the hungry neophyte weed smoker, once all the Funyuns and Fritos are gone?

$10,000 says that's photoshopped horseshit.

Yes, Jenny... of course vaccines gave your child Autism.

They understand it perfectly. This is their "gluten-free," their "The Wire," their "Ironic Hipster Phase."