Behold, the optimal result of an abstinence-only sex-ed curriculum: stunningly repressed women raking in billions a year for softcore porn novels so poorly composed they may actually have been accidentally pecked into existence by chickens eating seed spilled over a keyboard.

I do not have a "down there". Ms. James. Just an FYI.

Well, in her defense it would be difficult to eroticize a stork.

You sound a little bitter; did a dolphin friendzone you?

I won't judge you; mainly because I can't type fast enough with just the one hand.

She's just traded one cold fish for another.

There ya go! Instead of mucking up the whole MCU works with their continued and nearly impressive incompetence, take Spidey to Netflix for Phase 2 of that whole thing!

It took over 40 years for Batman '66 to hit the home video market due to similar entanglement.

I actually prefer to believe she was, if only to allay my fears concerning AI, the uncanny valley and The Singularity.

The fact that John Legend married her made me judge him heavily. She is the definition of a mean girl. Also, bragging about your love/sex life is a sign that your relationship will not last.

She looks like The Riddler's mom. But I kinda dig it.

Deep down, Katy's an old-fashioned kinda girl. She did cocaine. And Random Headset Guy didn't say "You got this," he said "Show us yer tits."

His name is Jonathan Koppenhaver. He is not War Machine.

Ah, sorry-not-sorry, got it. Hope he gets Super Herpes.

Sophie B. Hawkins is pregnant at the age of 50.

These bozos have really swilled their own Kool-Aid; they actually believe in what they're doing, which, sadly, happens to be absolutely nothing. Every cent they pocket from other bozos who buy their grotesque merchandise will further bolster their unfounded belief.

Also woefully esoteric.

Too soon. Literally, too soon; they haven't yet pruned his hedge.

To the head of the class with you!