E. I would like to learn how many licks it would take to get to Kate Walsh.

Fuck that idiot with a flaming chainsaw.

Great idea; how's this for your hook: Interpretive Dance covers of Pat Benatar and Blondie songs! How's that for a slice of fried gold?

Nuke it from orbit. Only way to be sure.

"If a police officer stops you, do everything he tells you to do, don't move suddenly, don't reach for your cell phone."

It only matters if you're a reactionary, self-serving bag-muncher eagerly seeking to make political hay out of the deaths of public servants and the unending misery of their families.

I firmly believe that all human beings have the innate right to call someone an asshole. But I do not believe anyone has the right to shoot someone that they consider an asshole.

Agreed.

To paraphrase Alan Moore, that just means you're still sane. Who knows, or even really should care what these killers feared?

A collection of insecurities, deformities and failures so grotesque Robert Ripley would have ordered them burned to ash, lest they be inflicted upon humanity.

Not anymore, you mean.

Holy shit, you just inadvertently made me picture getting home schooled by Nina Hartley. I gotta go lay down with a couple of ice packs now.

Per etiquette, Point #3 should always be shouted through a riot control bullhorn at a distance of no less than 1.5 inches from the recipient's ear canal.

What's really awkward is if both parties try to go in at the same time and get jammed together like Laurel and Hardy.

I'm not sure teaching young people to balance books on their heads whilst indulging in vigorous bouts of anal is particularly useful.

I'd like to watch that; especially if Samantha Bee or Jessica Williams are sitting in for John that night.

Why not both?

Well, time to bring the bandit mask back into style!

Boy did you come to the wrong website!