Wait, you honestly think that not going from grey to black in 20 minutes means Tracy's deliberately keeping you down? She probably has no idea you commented. This is just the nature of the greys.

Well, strictly speaking, the best one I've heard is this.

my bff and i are the oppisite in this issue.

"[Her] assistants have to carry backpacks filled with wine so that if Mariah's can ever needs a refill, they can go to a nearby bathroom and fill it up for her." Also: "When she had people over, she'd have people on her staff follow her with a portable speaker, playing music — so she could make an entrance with a…

GIRL COULD GET IT

When I was writing my dissertation on the history of gossip, this was a REAL PROBLEM. I bought so many old copies off of eBay, and my apartment really smelled like Granddad basement. But now there's this INCREDIBLE resource called the Media History Digital Library, which has digitized/made PDF searchable all of the…

"I could be upset about it," Meek said, "but I'm planning on inheriting the earth later, so who gives a fuck?"

4 is such a great age!! It just gets better too :) She's fortunate to have a father who cares enough to ask questions and teach her about such things.

Thanks! I bought the first book. She's 4

me too! i mean...to my husband, not yours. that would be weird.

My insurance company is still charging me for birth control. $50 per month. I filed a complaint and their response was to suggest a different method of birth control (I use Nuvaring). I am currently putting together a complaint for the state insurance department. This has been so frustrating.

This has been the source of so much anxiety for me, in regards to teaching my son. But so far, I've been pretty suprised about how easy it has been for me, in the moments when I am called upon to do this sort of stuff. My parents downloaded all sorts of shame and baggage onto via religion. I remember clearly being…

OMFG IT WAS A JOKE I WAS MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE WHO SAY THESE TYPES OF ASININE THINGS.

SORRY if you don't get your SLUT PILLS for FREE, this is AMERICA and we have something called the CONSTITUTION that guarantees our FREEDOM from SLUTS.

I understand why people would feel like they couldn't talk about this. If we're being honest about feelings here, I honestly felt no sympathy for the women above. To be honest, I saved all my sympathy for their children.

Oh, honey, oh, no...that's so sad and cute. I can just picture you in your jaunty little skipper's hat, captain of the SS Shrimptacular.

"The guy that called and argued with me for five minutes that we were, in fact, a doctor's office and not a pizzeria."

The guy that called and argued with me for five minutes that we were, in fact, a doctor's office and not a pizzeria.

Wow, Cardinals fans really proved you wrong.

You were hoping to be the devil's advocate and lure in a huge group of dirty rednecks that would trash talk in countless broken sentences and misspelled words.