I.am.so.doing.that

Yeah, people seem to think that because they mean well, the dog will be totally fine. That's really not the case.

It's so crazy. She's only been here for a bit and I am super protective of her. To the point where I would physically protect her if I had to.

Children can abuse pets. I think that's something people always forget. Children can be incredible cruel to animals.

She's still having some issues, but I'm so excited to have her :). She's my nap buddy.

She sounds hilarious and like she needs a blog.

She's a miniature poodle (we think) with some...Napoleon complex issues.

lol wut

I went to Vassar, a co-ed Seven Sisters school which had a substantial number of LGBT students of both sexes. If having gay people around you makes you feel marginalized, that's YOUR problem. You're still in the majority, baby. If you need to be able to marginalize everyone else to feel validated, you have issues. Go…

Yes! My sister thought this too, for a long time! "I guess the rain's down in Africa", specifically. Which, I think, makes the song a bit better. A little shoulder shrug, a little guess about weather patterns. So. Good.

True story: when I first moved into my current condo, I would find myself singing this every morning with no idea how it got into my head. After a couple weeks, I realized that the brand of my toilet, prominently placed next to the shower, is Toto. I was seeing the word Toto every morning and thinking of this song.

This is all I was looking for in these comments. Thank you for delivering.

Darn. I was hoping it was going to be themed to this.

Same here! I went in, said "Uh, I dunno what's wrong with my phone" when I knew full well I dropped it in a glass of tea a few days prior. They popped it open, told me I dropped it in liquid, I confessed, and they gave me a new phone even though my warranty or whatever was expired.

Yeah, today he came home and told me one of his customers was 20 minutes late and then told him they should have a "special policy for parents whose children make them late. " When he told her they couldn't really do that, she said "when customers give you advice, you should just take it."

Nope. I've worked waaaaay too much retail to side with this woman. Yelling at a retail employee is all about exerting power over someone who can't do anything to stand up for herself.

Women need to learn how to tell time better. Like when they tell you you can only be on Xbox for ten more minutes and then to tell you to turn it off like nine minutes later.

And sometimes women won't let me go to Jasper's birthday party because his parents let him watch R-rated movies even though I told women that I've already seen an R-rated movie before and I wasn't even scared. Gawd!

"I hate how mom always lets women sit in the front seat of the car because women lies and says she gets car sick. And I also hate how women won't let me stop hitting myself." - Connor