Just here to sing with the choir. Not sure what the hater’s issues are. Childbirth involves a wide variety of sizes and shapes of women giving birth to a wide variety of sizes and shapes of babies assisted by doctors or midwives with a wide variety of training, opinions and abilities. The combinations of all of these,…

Most. Punchable. Face. Ever.

Amen. Not sure whether GPA and grades in math/science are the best metric. Taking a step back, I think a pretty strong hypothesis would be that having opposite sex friends (romantic or platonic) would develop a valuable skill that would influence future success in the real grown-up world.

As an extension, 8.2 divided by 3/4 (gestation time) = 10.933

Sounds like a very conflicted stripper name

This here’s what we used to call an infinite loop back in my Fortran days.

Actually, Yoko's tweet actually somewhat made sense to me. Not sure if that says more about Yoko or about me.

Actually, I was shooting for awkward humor, in the vein of Louis CK. Would it help it I told you I think you must be really smoking hot to be able to hold your own in an online argument like that? That I'm one wine spritzer away from climbing you like a jungle gym?

Here’s my last visit to your rabbit hole. I’m just saying what I think. You disagree. I’m not trying to define the overarching rules of comedy, political correctness, or in any way control what anyone else in this world does or doesn’t do. But seriously, dude? Louis CK drops a joke about child molestation and the…

Not if I'm talking about something as traumatic as rape. I could joke all day about airline food or standing in line at the DMV, despite never having experienced either of those things. Hey, joke away all you want my friend. Just don't be pissed if nobody laughs or somebody wants to kick your ass.

Not sure if you are trolling or not, but here’s my take - depends on who’s telling the joke. If you are a rape survivor, you bring a first-person perspective to the joke. For anyone in the audience (including possible other rape survivors), they can at least say (at worst), “wow, that was utterly tasteless, but hey,…

Depends on your perspective I suppose. Comb-between?

I would just keep fucking up his coffee visit after visit after visit. Wage a war of attrition.

But what to call the current target of "Presidential Stalker"? "First M'lady"? "First Lovah"? "First Lesbian Stuck-Up Bitch" (depending on the current stalking stage)

I bet it gets its own comb-over

**dog**

“Bic Clic at your service"

She’s got that feral Scientologist look about her. Her eyes are totally unconnected with what’s going on with the rest of her face/body language.

I thought it was maybe a typo for "paper shit"

Is it safe to assume you are from the Chicago-land area? The only salad god prop you are missing is the shredded lettuce.