It looks like one of those prop vehicles that mobsters use to get close to their victim for a hit. Vendor pulls an AK-47 out of the cart and starts spraying the screaming crowd as they scatter in terror.

Wonder if Bill and Hill had a code word for...you know...

“I did Bill. Now you just close your eyes and pretend I'm Ronald Reagan."

Amazon should just use eagles instead of drones for deliveries. 'Merica fuck yeah!

Seek the light! Or whatever Tyra always says on ANTM

Maybe its those deflated balls...

I remember being all excited when my wife became pregnant, and wanting to tell everybody, but then my wife shut that shit down, precisely because of the strong possibility of miscarriage. I hadn’t thought that through but immediately saw the wisdom.

Does providing a list of sexual partners past and present answer the questions raised in the most direct fashion? If she hasn’t been interested in sex, couldn’t she still engage in sex? What if she is so twisted around from the rape and the school’s response that she has meaningless sex that she does not enjoy/has no…

1. Get married at courthouse

This is genius! I’m gonna try it:

My thought exactly. Every time I read one of Yoko's tweets, I am amused a little, but then I ask why? I guess I have a long way to go to get on her level.

This illustrates my point. Sociopathic husbands will find a way to sexualize anything or anyone taking care of the kids. Gotta work this problem on the demand side, not the supply side, i.e. try not to procreate and subsequently co-habitate with an asshat.

Now in girl's version (painted pink)

Pro-Tip 1: Don’t let husband keep metal-working tools in house.

Depends on what's in the contract.

“Hey!" - Bridgette Bardot

Isn't that the working title for Woody's new movie? :)

California Uber Alles!

Lenny Kravitz: "Ladies, I endorse this message."

Y'all gotta stop using that damn hippie sunscreen!