No. Just started a wave in honor of Lil' Lennie.

Not as rough as Lenny's pants! Thanks, I'll be here all week!

Me three! Lately all the little embedded video ads and all have really bogged down my computer, so I saw her picture flash and then I popped up on the bottom of the page, froze. I was frantically scrolling and muttering “pleasedon’tbedeadpleasedon’tbedeadpleasedon’tbedead” under my breath.

NOT the last thing you want to see as the 'Ludes kick in and your eyes droop shut.

Looks like you're stuck in an infinite loop there, Francis!

I have the weirdest boner right now

That's my new life's motto

Maybe suburban Christians go get coffee on Friday nights instead of beers at the pub?

For that matter, an award FOR punching her in the face

I think the NIH figured out the red allergy thing - it's a recessive gene that first appeared in bulls.

Crunchy frog's my fave

TRUMP!

OOH , I know! Just the (finger)tips!

When I get questions like that at home, I usually tell my kids how awful it is WHILE I AM EATING IT. Just to develop critical thinking skills, ya know?

WEEEEEED! Its a fickle mistress.

Subtle like a geisha there.

Never thought of sheer laziness (or trying to delay back surgery) as an ulterior motive. Sometimes I'll ask a waiter, "if it were you would you order A or B?". If one is WAY more expensive or something, I might filter that choice as being financially motivated. But if someone feels strongly enough to warn me away from…

Not making excuses but the honeycomb ice cream lady hit a little close to home. I don’t know how many times I hit these little mental cul-de-sacs where you get some conceptualization of something, and nothing short of a dope-slap will get me to see what is right in front of my face for what it so obviously is.

Or just one. Just come out with a cutting board and cleaver and hack it right off tableside.

That thar is one handsome stack o' hotcake