DOH! **unshift-locks** 20 FUCKING YEARS!

I may have some science to back this up. Back in my grad school days, I was reading naturalist-type papers about the mating habits of frogs. One frog was found dead in a pond. It had mistaken a discarded apple for a lady friend and had mounted the apple for a little froggie-lovin' session. The frog died of starvation…

You know she has to be aware of her image, yet she poses for this picture. I gotta respect someone who owns it like that, even if she is the evil conniving witch the British press made (make?) her out to be. And if she was training the hawks to assassinate Charles' rivals for the throne and the queen's corgi's ("you…

I had a bit of a run-in with him years ago, although he was blissfully unaware of any of this. I went to the Huntington Gardens in Pasadena with my sister-in-law, who was really into gardens and celebrity-spotting and we heard that Prince Charles was coming. The Huntington also has an indoor area with all sorts of…

I was thinking more like, "you may touch me, peasant, but don't get too familiar"

Someone with absolutely zero assets should interview Mr. Cohen, and try to really provoke him into an embolism or something just to see how high of a damages amount he could get Cohen to sue for.

Funny how the Revigator looks like one of the cooling towers from Chernobyl

My thoughts exactly, except the Donald would also have a box of Krispy Kremes, a huge bag of blow, and a fistful of Cuban cigars under one arm. Actually, I might want to party with that Donald. At least until the blow ran out.

But there are a lot of people with thallium allergies out there :))

The best/funniest kind of moron - shine on you crazy diamond Alyssa! And WTF, Bono's handler's couldn't feed him Alyssa's correct city?!

Oops - my blind hippie-rage got the best of me - touché my good troll!

Ah yes, lentils, the world-renowned sunscreen. I’d love to hear the rationale behind that. I’m sure the science is solid. After all, all those people smearing lentil paste all over themselves on the beaches of Bombay can’t be wrong (gotta stop - my computer is starting to smoke from all the sarcasm and vitriol). What…

***runs in panic to remote cabin in Minnesota***

Agreed, just being a smart-ass. As I recall, about the only way to judge the effectiveness of any sunscreen is the amount of zinc oxide in it. Anybody know what the "other ingredients" they substituted for zinc oxide were? Unicorn tears? Hemp?

Hearing them too!

I heard an interview with her on NPR and she talked about how her dad sent her off to school with the advice "if someone punches you, punch them back". I think she just took that advice and ran with it, to her betterment.

Gotta say, I want the enormous sheet cake they carried in for Mugabe. On another note, the picture of Mugabe housing a bite of baby elephant or whatever other atrocity he feasted on is pretty priceless. His (I assume) wife is looking on like she is thinking “I will never kiss this man again”.

Same could be said for uranium :)

"The Come-Over Formerly Known as Trump"

Can anyone name one time when a concealed-carry gun guy saved the day by defending a church/school/mall opening by shooting a shooter?