He’s just living up to his name.

How many times have I heard THAT when going for a bath.

He proceeded to lick the grounds off his finger, then do it again. He continued to do this until they gave him his coffee, after which he scooped up the rest of the pile of grounds and put them in his drink.

Not if you had the funeral director set the casket on fire in front of them?

You are a bird. Hold yourself in your hand.

for a white person, she’s very inarticulate.

And all y’all bitches said vaccines weren’t dangerous. WHO’S LAUGHING NOW?!

SHAKING BAD

or that it was just a rumer?

Al Capp would have loved the internet. Stupyfing Jones freezing the internet everytime her picture is uploaded. Joe the Jinx the cure when his picture is uploaded internet unfreezes but everyones accounts are deleted. Li’l Abner on twitter confusing North and South Korea leading to a near war. I miss Al Capp and his…

Is that why, because “Serpico” was turned into a movie, people refuse to believe that there are corrupt cops anymore? IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE!

The Original and still classic.

I think all most of them need do is look at their own dick and beard — and then at their own *shocking* lack of physical accomplishments — to prove to themselves how unrelated those things are.

Thank you! I go back far enough to be able to appreciate yours, also.

Diaphragms were awesome for birth control. By the time you were able to get it in right you were too tired to fuck. I remember one time (in band camp) in college laying on the bathroom floor crying. The preparation of damn thing made it one drop of nonoxyl 9 away from being as slippery as a greased pig. The metal…

Misrepresented dick size is a common thing.

It’s 1958. She’s thinking about Jell-O salad.